let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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