I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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