All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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