Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
send nudes
from the living room?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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