I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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