a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
