school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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