somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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