You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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