I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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