tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
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I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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