Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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