at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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