that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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