weddingsv make me drug and hornr
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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