Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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