Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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