hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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