Do you still have your period?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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