Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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