bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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