Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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