I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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