This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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