My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I party with great urgency now.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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