whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
smell my finger.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
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Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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