I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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