dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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