I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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