Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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