you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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