Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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