Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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