Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
accomplished twins. life is a go
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We have started to decorate penises.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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