yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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