I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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