my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
