Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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