it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
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there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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