Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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