OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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