I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
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Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
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I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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