I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
