We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Randomize
