"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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