"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Just high enough for therapy.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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