Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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