So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
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I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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