You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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