Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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