i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I would fuck him just for his dog
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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