K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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