Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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