I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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