I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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