ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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