You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
