hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
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Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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